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Never assume anything. “Hi, I am … and you are?”
If needed, “… and what’s your relationship with him?”
Ask robotically and pretend to make a check mark on your clipboard, tada awkwardness averted
I need a clipboard for normal interactions maybe.
Get yourself a safety vest or a lab coat and you will be able to do anything you want.
Except breaking into a top secret CIA vault housing mysterious objects that have reversed entropy
With this administration firing everyone competent? I suspect that you could add a MAGA hat to the outfit and you could just walk into those vaults too.
My go-to is to just forest introduce myself to the actual client, and then if they have anyone that I don’t already know, just ask something like “And who did you bring with you today?” So far no problems with that method.
"and you are of course his... niece?" 🤭