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[โ€“] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

you missed the best part

AAAAHHHHRRRRGGGHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA! sweat pouring off balmer as his body goes into shock from the pain

[โ€“] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

His mutant power is absorbing all of the cocaine in a 20 mi radius.