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[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There are like 3/4 pages of pizzas but i am lazy so i'il just give you the first one

Tasty: Tomato, mozzarella, spicy Calabrian spianata, anchovies, Grana Padano - €8.00
Light: Tomato, mozzarella, Bresaola punta d'anca PGI, rocket, shaved Grana Padano cheese - €8.50
Margherita: Tomato, mozzarella - €5.00
Marinara: Tomato, garlic, oregano - €3.50
Sea and Mountains: Tomato, mozzarella, shrimp*, porcini mushrooms - €9.00
Mediterranean: Tomato, mozzarella, 24-month-aged Parma ham, cherry tomatoes, arugula - €9.00
Naples: Tomato, mozzarella, anchovies, oregano - €6.50
Parmesan: Tomato, mozzarella, fried aubergines, grana padano - €7.00
French Fries: Tomato, mozzarella, French fries* - €6.50
Cooked Ham: Tomato, mozzarella, cooked ham - €6.50
Ham and Mushrooms: Tomato, mozzarella, cooked ham, mushrooms - €7.00
Porcini: Tomato, mozzarella, porcini mushrooms - €7.50
Attila Pizza: Tomato, mozzarella, cooked ham, sausage, würstel - €8.00
Home Pizza: Tomato, mozzarella, shrimp*, salad, cherry tomatoes, olives, Bufala DOP - €10.00
Pizza Rome: Tomato, cherry tomatoes, mozzarella cubes, basil, oregano - €7.00
Pizza Tommy: Tomato, mozzarella, gorgonzola DOP, sausage, peppers - €8.00
Spring: Tomato, mozzarella, cherry tomatoes, arugula - €7.00
Puglian: Tomato, mozzarella, red onions, Grana Padano - €6.50

[–] StaticFalconar@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Those prices aren't too far off from about $8 overall.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yeah, but a mergherita is only 5€, most of those pizzas have a lot of ingredients and still don't go higher than 10€, some of the replies say that they pay a mergherita 14$ which is crazy considering how much a margherita is simple