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[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm the worst type of gamer.

I think gaming is bad and think gamers have bad opinions.

My perfect game is Civilizaris Skypico 4X for the PS1.

Mostly.

If it's not a magnificent 4x experience that makes me forget to blink for hours at a time, I want punishingly difficult quarter muncher style arcadey titles.

I have too much time in the Vlambeer games, and have way too much time in splatformers.

Jrpgs are OK too, but I only like them on handheld. I'm working through the PSX release of FF7 on my RGxx35sp right now and having a blast with it.

My tiny claim to fame is that I once beat After Burner Climax at Gameworks in Newport, Kentucky circa 2011

[–] Loco_Mex@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

I downgraded and ported it to GBA myself, honestly that's the best way to play it.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Jrpgs are OK too, but I only like them on handheld.

People like you should be drawn and quartered

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The best PS1 game for me was parasite eve.

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My fave PSx game is actually the terrible 3d platformer "Frogger 2: Swampy's Revenge"

Its so phenomenally bad and permantly broke my brain to love bad 3d platformers.

[–] VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 16 hours ago

I played that so much on PC as a kid. Gotta get it running and see if the muscle memory is still there