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Speaking of humans using things not meant for humans...
I'm out of mouthwash, but I have some detol. How bad is it if I rinse myouth with detol?
I'm wiling to bet its bad, but just how bad...
Why would a sedan use mouthwash?
Where would a sedan's mouth even be?
Obviously where the grill is.
Fuel inlet. The fuel reservoir is the stomach, the engine the bowels and the exhaust is the ass.
Are you powerd by your bowels?
Pretty much yeah, it's where "fuel" is converted to energy
You aren't?
https://youtu.be/gvjYP5d7La8
Opposite of the exhaust if the car is anthropomorphized but I think logically the fuel filler.
Honestly, I like this idea more.
Open the front hood and just pour mouthwash all over.
To save others the search, Detol is a British brand of cleaners. Mostly quaternary ammonia but they have a good amount of products.
I like how you combined my and mouth to save 2 characters