this post was submitted on 08 Feb 2026
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] pickman_model@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh please, don't jynx it for the rest of us. You're just giving them ideas.

[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm Canadian, so it's in my interest to jangle whatever keys I can to distract the orange toddler from his "51st state" delusion.

[–] pickman_model@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Oh, my apologies fellow Canadian. Please carry on, don't let me distract you from achieving your objectives.