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This is a joke about HolyC (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 weeks ago by vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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Transcendence meme template

function main() {...}

int main() {...}

void main() {...}

U0 main() {...}

/* HolyC example */
U0 Main()
{
  U8 *message = "hello world";
  "%s\n",message;
}
Main;

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[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago

Oh man, a zero byte long unsigned integer? Lots of languages represent it as an empty tuple these days (the "unit" type), but from quickly scanning the documentation, it looks like HolyC doesn't support tuples, so I guess you gotta get creative...