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Afaik OTVIII is still the highest, no 9 yet (though there "are" 15, only 7 were released before ol' Lafayette Hubbard died.)
Of course, it only comes with the power of being further scammed by the "church."
I prefer to be scammed by a better church, one that admits to scamming! At least "Bob" is honest! Plus they condone my degeneracy and preach radical insanity, win win. To find out more about The Church of the SubGenius write to "Bob" at P.O. Box 807 Glen Rose, TX 76043. Send $3 and ask for the pamphlet. You'll pay to know what you really think!
I know you admitted it to be a scam but is it a pyramid scheme? Because a pyramid is only a scam when you are at the bottom
Benefiting from a scam doesn't mean it's not a scam it means you run the scam
you could also be a useful idiot
You're using the language of losers. It's only a scam if I lose. Otherwise it's a great business model
Well kinda sorta but not really. Our great guru "Bob" is dead (some say otherwise, but,) his successor Rev. Ivan Stang is the current Sacred Scribe (#273). He is getting older, but when he boards the Saucers early (unless X-Day comes firs, finally) he is handing The Church to Rev. Onan Canobite who has been with the church since like 1984 (he also runs our mastodon instance, dobbs.town).