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[–] Arrkk@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Annoyed this is based on the movies version of polyjuice rather than the books.

[–] felbane@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What would the book version read like?

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The book polyjuice did change your voice, IIRC

[–] JakenVeina@midwest.social 13 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Such a bizarre and unnecessary change.

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 21 points 4 weeks ago

And it made the magic system even less coherent. Polyjuice was described as physically changing your body to match the target, to the level of individual body parts changing one by one. Somehow excluding vocal cords from that is just not logical.

Not that Harry Potter magic system is well defined to begin with, but movies certainly made it worse.

[–] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 weeks ago

If I had to guess, I'd assume it was to make it easier for viewers to keep track of what was going on.