[Intro]
"Due to the graphic nature of this program...
Listener discretion is advised...
Wesley Crusher alert!"
[Verse 1]
Conceived in a hell beyond your depth of perception
Chaotic case of conquering Starfleet domination
Acting ensign snaps, fired chains of boring classes
A bludgeoning nerd that's undermining Picard's glasses
[Pre-Chorus]
Inflict strain upon the Enterprise structure
Collapsing below my pressure
Inflict strain upon the Enterprise structure
Collapsing below my pressure
[Chorus]
Wes-ley Crush-er
I'm the boy wonder, know-it-all crusher
Wes-ley Crush-er
Traveling actor, Wesley Crusher
Wes-ley Crush-er
Fixing the ship, I'm the Crusher
Wes-ley Crush-er
Mom's little genius, Wesley Crusher
[Verse 2]
Body of one, mind of Q Continuum power
Separate from the system that's oppressing me
Twist of fate as my life is torn in two
Forming new order, through worlds I pursue
[Pre-Chorus]
Inflict strain upon the Federation structure
Collapsing below my pressure
Inflict strain upon the Federation structure
Collapsing below my pressure
[Chorus]
Wes-ley Crush-er
I'm the boy wonder, know-it-all crusher
Wes-ley Crush-er
Traveling actor, Wesley Crusher
Wes-ley Crush-er
Fixing the ship, I'm the Crusher
Wes-ley Crush-er
Mom's little genius, Wesley Crusher
[Bridge]
I am the one
Legion of one
I am the son
Wesley!
They cannot stop me
The acting ensign they want to forget
The prodigy son born to defy the rest
My life is my own
My mind is my home
My strength is my own
Crusher!
[Guitar Solo]
(Shredding warp core breach riffs)
[Outro Chorus]
Wes-ley Crush-er
Edge of space pushing at the system
Wes-ley Crush-er
Inflict strain upon the structure
Wes-ley Crush-er
Collapsing below my pressure
Wes-ley Crush-er
Wesley Crusher!
this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2026
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