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The elites are lying about the danger!
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this post was submitted on 29 Aug 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.
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I'm first in line. Fixes all my problems.
Physical Disability? Not anymore as the nanites fix shit and build implants to compensate.
Limited Resources? Nope. Don't gotta worry about whether I'd get to the food bank in time or what bills to pay now!
Loneliness? Literally impossible
Mental Health? No mental left to health.
SIGN ME UP SIR.
Theres a good chance most of us wouldn't be considered worthwhile drones, to be honest.
I would be broken down into nutrients instantly.
Thank you for your sacrifice
Been there.
I believe in you, too!
I'd be OK with being turned into nutrients
Something something circle of life
At least I'd be useful for once ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Still, at least I'd be useful for something
"A remarkable creature. Your design nearly passes as human."
"...I am human?"
"Ew! well, then you need to drink more water."
Is that an actual line from the doctor?
It's from Lower Decks. A simulation of the Borg Queen says this to Boimler while he's taking a test on a mini-holodeck.
Figures
Then gooify me Alienware Dommy mommy
I didn't know we had a queen. I thought we were an autonomous collective
Some of these points assume the Borg we saw outside of Voyager, because Voyager really neutered the Borg in so many ways.
Still a step up in all honesty.
This is my sticking point. There's nothing better than the feeling of being alone in the house, at least for a little while.
Now if it came with a fully customizable virtual world where I could be alone if I wanted to, then I'd be down.
Isn't that just Unimatrix Zero?
Well if I’m going to have to worry about the borg queen trying to crush Unimatrix Zero, forgettaboudit.
Alternatively: You have no distinctiveness that will augment our own, so we're going to liquefy you and feed you to the childborgs.
Better situation than what I got going
was that borg policy? every borg individual had some beneficial distinctiveness? I guess I'll get liquefied then
The Borg are interested in both numbers and diversity. It was a later retcon from Voyager that they reject some hosts
If I was accepted as a drone, it’d be fine by me. I’m so tired of worrying about everyday existence in the devolving hellscape of a world we now occupy.
But, if you have a physical disability, they don’t bother assimilating you I thought?