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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 98 points 2 days ago (3 children)

His wife killed someone while drunk driving too. Also, spreads arms over giant Middle East map, all that war based on lies.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago (2 children)

His wife killed someone while drunk driving too

Almost feels wholesome now a days.

[–] Norin@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh, for those halcyon days of normal scandals like vehicular manslaughter and suit colors.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 8 points 1 day ago

Beige suits are an affront to everything this nation holds dear.

[–] Restaldt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Buckle up Buckaroo!

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He was just a puppet for that part. If 9/11 never happened he would have been a mediocre 1 term president.

It's pretty wild that he was actually pushing for a fast track to citizenship before that.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

Puppet or not, he went along with it and he was president.