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Sorry, can't do scarves. (sopuli.xyz)

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[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 14 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I love the capes in Helldivers 2 for some reason. That thing gets blown around, there must be some serious draft on the Super Destroyer. Best is when it gets blown over your head and you can't wiggle it off. You can also wiggle it over your arm and walk around like an ancient roman diplomat.

[–] trslim@pawb.social 7 points 9 hours ago

allegedly, Helldiver's armor has small fans that keep the cape flowing at all times.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 7 points 9 hours ago

I find cloth physics so fascinating. It's either really good or garbage. They never got it in destiny or destiny 2, it was always just a mess and they would've rather ditched it.