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Convincing (media.piefed.social)
submitted 1 day ago by perishthethought@piefed.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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(The meme's author may be convinced but I am still not, to be clear)

From: https://terra.incognita.net/@RainofTerra/116168632108345829

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[–] probablymissing@lemmy.world 0 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

as a nixos enjoyer, i have no idea how to setup ssh keys. fail2ban and a regular password for me.

yes, i have locked myself out of my own server for hours at a time because i'm an absolute tool.

[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Ehm... I'm also on Nixos and I'd say it's super trivial.

services.openssh = {
  enable = true;
  settings = {
    PasswordAuthentication = false;
    PermitRootLogin = "no";
  };
};

users.users.<name>.openssh.authorizedKeys.keys = [ list of pubkeys ideally read from file in repo ];
[–] Urist@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

So easy it should be illegal! I mean, how can we feel superior if we are not wasting huge amounts of time setting things up!?

[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 3 points 4 hours ago

I mean, how can we feel superior if we are not wasting huge amounts of time setting things up!?

Why, by boasting that it's so easy, just look at that, it is only two options you need to set thanks to the 80 custom modules I've written to abstract the abstractions from nixpkgs!

I WISH I could put an /s here, but I cannot.