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Hauling groceries up those stairs is a hard pass from me.
Build a dumbwaiter with a pulley system. Load your crap into it. Go inside. Push a button. Unload groceries into fridge.
instructions unclear: local dumbass from olive garden now lives with me
Did he bring unlimited breadsticks though?
You could compress them and burn them for free heat, but at a massive cost to the environment and garlic supplies everywhere.
And firewood.