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You can have fun with this.
I used to own a Geo Metro. For those who aren't familiar with cars sold in the US 30+ years ago, the Metro was a tiny little car with a 55 horsepower, 1.0 liter engine.
The most frustrating part about driving the car wasn't that it was slow, it's that it was never slow enough. I was always stuck behind someone's Twin Turbo GT something or other that was going 10 under the limit. And then you'd pass them, and they would drop their cellphone to make sure I knew their car, which cost considerably more than mine did, was faster. It was crazy. It didn't matter if I was going the speed limit or even if I was going too fast.
The worst part is I started to weaponize it. I'd see some goofball in a big lifted truck down the road from a known speed trap, and I'd pass them... They would immediately jump to the defense of their frangible masculinity, and they would inevitably fly by a speed trap at 70 on a residential street while showing me how cool they were.
My dad drove a 5-Speed Metro that he bought brand new until it couldn't be rebuilt anymore. I think it had over 300k on the odometer.
That thing was awesome, 50 mpg in the 90's was insane