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"You must be able to read code faster than you write it, spotting hallucinations, security vulnerabilities, and logic errors instantly."
I've seldomly come across a more delusional statement...
I just spotted the first logic error.
"You don't need to know how to code but you must be able to spot code bugs at the speed of thought"
Reading: yes
Comprehending: no
Edit: markdown line break
This is written like an AI prompt.
I think the text is AI generated, "you will not just be writing code; you will be orchestrating it", literally "its not x - its y" but written a little differently.
Edit: Forgot the "just" in the quote
Remember to tell it not to put any bugs in its output! That's sure to help.
It does help weirdly enough. At least I think so.
Understanding the intricacies of someone else's code takes longer than writing code yourself. Good luck to this company!