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We live in the future! (lemmy.zip)

submitted 1 day ago by FoxtrotDeltaTango@lemmy.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/9525207

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[–] ozymandias@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

https://polymarket.com/event/trump-out-as-president-by-march-31

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Oooh 16% chance by December! You've brightened my day.

[–] ozymandias@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

well that percentage is just determined by ~~betting~~ purchases of stocks related to the outcome of a prediction….
and i think magats are over represented on there, so i’d put the odds at higher than that.
i’ll put the cynicism behind a spoiler tag but

spoiler for brightened days

president jd vance will be worse than president trump… also trump being impeached was always part of the Proj 2025 plan. We could end up with V.P. Steve Bannon, then JD could resign and then, Adolph’s your uncle.