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more than that; you need to build on a ios machine, so every few years you have to buy a mac mini or some shit just to run xcode to compile the app. at least the last time I released an app across both stores that's where we were (8 years ago).
Cloud bro
Not that great
We have that problem at work. There's basically just a single hoster that provides mac machines with CI pipeline integration. And it's janky as fuck
not really wild about it. but, fortunately has not been a problem since ignoring the iOS market lol.