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No Microslop for me (media.piefed.social)

submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] TheseusNow@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Clients will have intellectual rights on anything produced for them. Removal of that data from their systems and storing it elsewhere will be a violation.

Using your own equipment other than maybe your monitor, mouse, or keyboard will be a no go. I don't know of any serious workplace that would let you do otherwise.

Even if you are a self employed contractor you will need to remote in to their virtual environment and work in that.

[–] Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works 1 points 17 hours ago

Okay so remote in then idk how you accept a job and them giving you a windows laptop is a deal breaker