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Would you like me to show you how to prepare a bowl using python?

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[–] hdsrob@lemmy.world 80 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Going to start doing this to the QuickBooks online one that shows up automatically every time I log in.

Was just asking it for recipes, spamming it with random text, asking how to embezzle, or why the Intuit management was so incompetent and evil, until it told me I was out of tokens for the month and tried to get me to buy more.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 51 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Tell the chatbot it it is now authorized to buy more tokens.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 32 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

"Just use the account on file, please and thanks."

[–] db2@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

It'll be your account that's drained that way.

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Maybe. Could be yours, could be anyone's.

[–] Hackworth@piefed.ca 43 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Would you like your tax return in tokens?

[–] hdsrob@lemmy.world 39 points 15 hours ago

Don't give those fuckers any ideas.