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Active Duty U.S. Personnel: We Didn't Sign Up To Be 'Political Pawns' (www.telesurenglish.net)
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Am I allowed to maliciously editorialize here?

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[–] Cargon@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 days ago

If you're going to die for a bunch of perverts you might as well frag the CO on your way out right?