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Technically, the average human body contains slightly less than enough bones to make an entire skeleton.
Because, after all, the average human has slightly less than 2 legs and slightly less than 2 arms.
Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples. A butt, two kneecaps, a penis…
I have just described to you the Loch Ness Monster. And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland. So I have only one question: Why are you here?
As if.
Everybody knows the Nessie has 6 nipples.