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i miss when the law was trying to seem serious

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[–] username_1@programming.dev 39 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Correct code:

int getAge()
{
    return 6578;
}
[–] n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] BlackPenguins@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Or the hip soccer mom

[–] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

Le Website: Wow, what are the odds this person using MY WEBSITE was born in 1900 on January 1st? They must be the oldest person in the world!

Le me: is 14