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i miss when the law was trying to seem serious

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[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Anyone > 65 should be considered senile until proven different. After all, it's not kids that get scammed out of their retirement funds.

That's not my opinion, but it might lead to changes.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Kids don't have retirement funds. If they did, and they had free access to them, they would definitely get scammed out of them.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's pretty much what I wrote, just lacking the sarcasm.

[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 1 points 1 day ago

Possession of money is literally the definition of scammed.