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[–] JohnEdwa@sopuli.xyz 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

Also something along "theres living dead, giants, dragons, magic, and the only thing you find unrealistic is someone not losing weight?"

[EDIT] To downvoters, it's in quote marks, because it's a quote.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Because there is no in-fiction reason why that would be the case. Dragons aren't realistic, but not losing weight is internally inconsistent with the rules of the world as presented to us.

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

John Snow regularly gives his best buddy his extra rolls because he has a gluten allergy.

Boom, explained.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

And it would be good if they showed something like that on screen. Shows Jon as a kind friend, if a little too soft.

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