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I'm in. (midwest.social)

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[–] melvisntnormal@feddit.uk 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

(() => "I'm in.")()

[–] marduk 26 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Tried to 1-up you and ended up on a list

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 18 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Wait, why does it think this is looking for child porn? Do I even want to know?

[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

JS in Japan can mean elementary schoolgirls.

But I swear Google used to be smarter than this. It's the training data from 4chan that poisoned it's mind, surely.

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Let's be honest. The data from 4chan poisoned all of our minds.

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

Nope. Never deliberately visited.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How'd they get JS from shougakusei? Or wait, is that like "junior school" or something, to obscure its meaning further?

[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 4 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

The abbreviation takes the form of XY where X is:

D for danshi/男子 (boys) or
J for joshi/女子 (girls)

And Y is:

S for shougakusei/小学生 (elementary schooler) or
C for chuugakusei/中学生 (middle schooler) or
K for koukousei/高校生 (high schooler)

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 1 points 21 hours ago

Ooh okay, I see, thank you. I hope this knowledge will never come in handy.

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Inguess we will all have to switch to TypeScript to search up JS stuff now. What comes up for "TS Fuck"

[–] melvisntnormal@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

Reminds me of when my VP of engineering told me to be careful when trying to get to the TypeScript Playground. Googling "ts playground" brought him to a site that was absolutely not safe for work.

[–] marduk 6 points 2 days ago

I have no idea and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

[–] FEIN@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

must be saying something about JS programmers

...

mandatory /s

[–] melvisntnormal@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

Well... That's kinda terrifying

[–] 712@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why do you use Google?

[–] marduk 5 points 2 days ago

Because it's baked into my phone. I get what I deserve, honestly.

[–] renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

(() => (() => (() => (() => (() => (() => "I'm in.")())())())())())()