this post was submitted on 28 Mar 2026
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.
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It's a security feature. They don't actually do anything. But nobody who's not supposed to sit there knows that. When you touch both of them to see what they do, you're instantly disintegrated.
My friend, you and I have astonishingly different definitions of "don't actually do anything"
I did see that myself while writing.
Decided to go with it.
I mean, from the users point of view, nothing happened.