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[–] Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 46 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

A wife massage with no funny business may often turn into a yes funny business massage, but only if the no funny business part goes well. And even then not always. But it's always a good idea to take the no funny business part seriously. The worst possible outcome is that she just has a better day instead.

[–] Illogicalbit@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago

Agreed. As an equally confused human as this OP, I think it’s about choice, luck, trust and possibly solar flares.

I too blunder through this world pretending I have an understanding of my wife of 20+ years and just opt to get excited when the light turns green.