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Why are you crying, Windows user? (programming.dev)
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[โ€“] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

The way it should be. If it were Windows you'd have a massive bloated fat cat that can't breathe taking up almost the entire sofa.

[โ€“] MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

It would make Garfield look like an Olympic cathlete in compurrison.