Surprisingly, it’s been 1.5 years since this was last asked.
I pick Peregrine Falcon. They thrive all across the globe, they’re fast as fuck when they’re in a dive, they’re the cutest killers, but they’re not at the top of the pecking order, which means a lust for life.
A cat in a wealthy, loving home. I'm not social enough to be a dog, and the way my cats laze about like they don't have to worry about rent really induces a special kind of envy. I don't care if I'm stupid or ugly or even a little deformed as long as it's not painful. I just want to be a lazy kitty who gets random cuddles but is never expected to engage. And then when I do engage everyone swoons.
What a life.
*Edited spelling