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[–] eldain@feddit.nl 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When the DM starts rolling 800d6, you need to cast jump and jump 3000ft away.

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If a massive fireball hits you, just shout “I do not consent!” If someone who will survive the blast hears you, they are required to spread the story at every tavern they go to.