Sir the tornadoes would like a word with you.

I used to do some hurricane stuff, and talked with some people who did national disaster ops in Katrina. This was the last storm where ops were based in the region, as they had to record last messages to their families and evacuate on foot from the flooding command center. A lot of people don’t know how to calculate risk and assume they will be fine. I hope they know to bring an ax into the attic if they retreat there.

I got enough out of this that I feel you should try again, but try harder not to try so hard.

Costco muffins just got smaller. I saw people freeze with confusion

It’s okay, that girl can take a few hits to the cockpit… if you know what I mean.

The password is “Barrack Obama was born in America.” Poor guy had a weather machine sitting right there and could never use it.

Does anyone have a copy of Macron’sDNA?

Car in a tree. I was working on an ambulance in the deep county, and the best we could make out, they left the road, hit a fence post that ramped them up, and landed on a solid branch 3 feet in the air. The car would bounce up and down as the firefighters forgot everything they knew about blocking and support and tried to get them out. The only thing missing was a hound dog barking at the base of the tree. It was delightful.

I remember how people fled through outlaying counties as Rita came in after Katrina. Multiple reports of people ramming each other trying to cut in line. Buses of elderly baking in the texas sun with no A/C. Dark times.

Bang.

All of them.

At least the insurance companies will only have to rebuild some houses once after 2 hurricanes