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WASHINGTON—Shedding light on the enduring appeal behind assault rifle ownership, a Pew study released Monday revealed that more Americans were buying AR-15s to defend themselves from toddlers who found their guns. “Many Americans stressed that they felt safer knowing they had an AR-15 at the ready in case their toddler stumbled across a shoebox holding a loaded gun on the floor of a closet and started firing away,” said researcher Jonathan Lieu, noting that the majority of AR-15 owners told his team they purchased the lightweight rifle due to their recurring fears about waking in the night to their 2-year-old giggling as they shot bullet holes through the bedroom door. “One response we often heard was that it was a Second Amendment right for gun owners to defend themselves against their own young children. They also stressed that a baseball bat or pepper spray simply wasn’t enough firepower to take down their gun-toting kids.” Lieu added that many Americans also rushed out to purchase tear gas grenades after their children inevitably got their hands on the AR-15s.

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[-] EherVielleicht@feddit.de 19 points 1 year ago

I couldn't tell if satire or not. Seriously I am European.....

[-] Haphazard9479@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

I'm American and I can't tell either.

[-] Narrrz@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

better buy an AR-15.

Just to be safe.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Two. You've got two hands, don'tcha?

[-] Narrrz@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

not after guy fawkes last year, no.

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