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[-] space@lemmy.dbzer0.com 63 points 1 year ago

Also renamed xml, renamed json and renamed sqlite.

[-] xtremeownage@lemmyonline.com 9 points 1 year ago

Amateurs.

I have evolved from using file extensions, and instead, don't use any extension!

[-] H4mi@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

I don’t even use a file system on my storage drives. I just write the file contents raw and try to memorize where.

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

Sounds tedious, I've just been keeping everything in memory so I don't have to worry about where it is.

[-] 257m@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Sounds inefficient. You can only store 8 gigs and goes away when you shut off your computer? I just put it on punch cards and feed it into my machine.

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 points 1 year ago

So archaic. Real men just flap a butterfly's wings so that they deflect in cosmic rays in such a way that they flip the desired bits in RAM.

[-] 257m@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

As yes good old M-x-Butterfly.

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