bjoern_tantau

joined 2 years ago
sorted by: new top controversial old
What Is Truth? in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 points 7 hours ago

We have always been at war with Eurasia.

What would be the best way to store the country of a user in SQL? in c/programming@programming.dev
[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Ugh, this will be chaos when we crash into Andromeda. I'm not looking forward to the next billions of years.

Steam beta gets native Apple Silicon support — the only public Arm version of Steam in c/games@lemmy.world
[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 5 points 8 hours ago

There already are some projects that make it work. I haven't looked at the specifics yet but as far as I understand it everything that can be handled as a library call as native ARM code does just that and only pure x86 calls are emulated. And since nowadays so much stuff is abstracted away and the heavy lifting is done by Vulkan the performance tends to be very good.

But but but in c/memes@sopuli.xyz
[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I feel attacked. But my excuse is that my mother is from Norway and my name is Bjørn.

But but but in c/memes@sopuli.xyz
E-Mobilität: US-Präsident will Kaliforniens Verbrenner-Ausstieg verhindern in c/verkehrswende@feddit.org
[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 5 points 10 hours ago

Ja, jetzt wo du's erwähntst fällt's mir auch auf.

ich🚗💊🐰iel in c/ich_iel@feddit.org
[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 12 points 10 hours ago

Gut Rentner fahren in Dinge habe ich auch abbestellt als es weniger lustig war als angenommen. Am Rest scrolle ich vorbei wenn es mir zu viel wird.

What would happen if the Earth were sucked into a black hole? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I'd actually guess that we'd end up in an accretion disc first and would be ripped to shreds there due to all the other stuff in orbit and less from direct influence from the black hole itself.

What would happen if the Earth were sucked into a black hole? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 5 points 11 hours ago

We literally took pictures of supermassive black holes, can see black holes eating stars, have the math figured out pretty well and we can see black hole collisions with gravitational wave detectors due to their rippling effect on the fabric of our space-time.

Steam beta gets native Apple Silicon support — the only public Arm version of Steam in c/games@lemmy.world
[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 5 points 11 hours ago

I mean, it is supposedly already a thing on Android. And there are rumors that Valve have been trying it out for Deckard. So this could very much come this year or so.

Steam beta gets native Apple Silicon support — the only public Arm version of Steam in c/games@sh.itjust.works
[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 1 points 11 hours ago

Probably was just for the old Intel Macs.

Proton/Wine could be used on OSX for a long time. Wine for ARM has also been a thing for a while. But it only worked with ARM Windows software.

Combining Wine with x86 emulation has also become a thing in the last few years. And rumor has it that Valve have beem dabbling in it as well for Deckard. But I don't think it's very widespread yet.

But that is probably about to change when Valve are increasing their ARM Mac efforts.

What can I use for an offline, selfhosted LLM client, pref with images,charts, python code execution in c/selfhosted@lemmy.world
65
Spaceballs 2 Announcement Trailer (www.youtube.com)
 

The Original Star Wars (according to my wife) is back!

8
Thrashing Thursday (swg-empire.de)
 

Fuck Thursday Triumphs. Life sucks and is unfair.

Thought yesterday I had found the magic measure to be able to read longer texts again. Started to read my grandma's memoirs. Now I'm in pain from the overexertion.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!

13
Well, back to sleep I guess (i.redd.it)
 

geteilt von: https://lemmit.online/post/6041589

This is an automated archive made by the Lemmit Bot.

The original was posted on /r/cfs by /u/MyYearsOfRelaxation on 2025-06-10 14:27:12+00:00.

16
Being Kyle Katarn - Interview with Jason Court (youtu.be)
33
Very important self defense tricks (www.youtube.com)
 

Been looking for this for years. And yesterday I went through some old backups and finally found it and got enough keywords to find it on YouTube as well.

Some of the old videos are saved as flash files. And VLC played most of them like a champ!

137
ich🦆iel (swg-empire.de)
submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de to c/ich_iel@feddit.org
7 comments fedilink
 

Ich habe iel mein altes Meimei-Verzeichnis gefunden.

https://nichtlustig.de/

52
Don't be afraid, this is actually just one bunny (swg-empire.de)
 
78
It's the best (swg-empire.de)
 
-29
ich🤖iel (swg-empire.de)
 

Das schlimmste ist, dass KI nicht im geringsten Humor hat (oder weiß was KI im allgemeinen Sprachgebrauch ist).

Erstelle mir ein "We've got you surrounded" Meme wo Trollface "Ich hasse Ki! Ich hasse Ki!" sagt. Erstelle passende Aussagen für die Blauhelme.

Hier ist eine humorvolle Idee für ein Meme im Stil von „We’ve got you surrounded“ mit Trollface und Blauhelmen, wobei der Trollface KI hasst:

🖼️ Meme-Beschreibung:

Szene: In der Mitte: Der klassische Trollface, wütend, schreiend:

„Ich hasse KI! Ich hasse KI!!“

Um ihn herum (im Kreis), verschiedene Blauhelme (symbolisch für verschiedene KI-Anwendungen) mit ihren Aussagen:

  1. 🤖 ChatGPT (Text-KI):

„Ich habe dir schon dreimal bei deinen Hausaufgaben geholfen.“

  1. 🎨 DALL·E (Bild-KI):

„Du hast mich gestern noch Memes generieren lassen.“

  1. 🧠 Grammarly / Sprachkorrektur-KI:

„Ich korrigiere täglich deine Rechtschreibung.“

  1. 🎵 Musik-KI:

„Du liebst die LoFi-Playlist, die ich komponiert habe.“

  1. 🛍️ Shopping-KI (z. B. Amazon-Empfehlungen):

„Ich weiß, was du nächsten Freitag kaufen willst.“

  1. 📸 Fotofilter-KI (z. B. Snapchat/Instagram):

„Ohne mich kein Glow-Up.“

  1. 📅 Planungs-KI / Kalender-KI:

„Ich erinnere dich an Mamas Geburtstag.“

Wenn du willst, kann ich dir dieses Meme auch als Bild erstellen. Möchtest du das?

Ja
18
Does lying in bed make your eyes go bad? (swg-empire.de)
 

Hey, fellow bed rotters!

I spend most of my time lying on my back, watching videos on my laptop which is about 30 cm above my belly. My head rests on a pillow which also supports my neck a bit. It is propped up so that I can watch the screen properly.

After a few months my eyes started to go bad. I have a hard time focusing on things. I chalked that up to staring at close screens all the time. But sometimes my vision would go back to normal.

It goes back to normal when I lie on my stomach for a while. I think it's because I straighten my neck and maybe because I relief pressure on my skull. I was also able to achieve that when lying on my side and straightening my neck.

Unfortunately I can't hold the "good" positions for too long.

Does anyone else have a similar experience?

216
Schedule ALL the things for the night (swg-empire.de)
 

cross-posted from: https://swg-empire.de/post/3428368

Though you still have to suspend by yourself when you're done.

34
Schedule ALL the things for the night (swg-empire.de)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de to c/linux_memes@programming.dev
2 comments fedilink
 

Though you still have to suspend by yourself when you're done.

view more: next ›