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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by PP_BOY_@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

i.e. pay $5 to go back 5 days.

The time travel is permanent and one-way.

Edit: this is a one time offer and your budget is however much liquid cash you have right now. Cards are accepted, though.

For non-Americans, feel free to convert $1 USD to your currency

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[-] otter@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Will they remember I was here before if I've looped back around?

[-] reev@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Hmmmm, that's a good question. If they're wearing a tin foil hat they may be immune to your time anomaly shenanigans so I would be careful about that.

Also, maybe don't tell them you just won the Powerball.

[-] otter@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Yea that's true

With the travel being so cheap, unless their profit margins are really small, they could probably toss me back to Pangea for the cost of a lime

Don't want them to catch on to any shenanigans. I'll just abuse my wealth like a regular billionaire

[-] reev@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Seems to work out for them so I don't see why not!

Also then you can eat the rich 5 days ago.

this post was submitted on 15 Sep 2023
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