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[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago
[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 8 points 10 months ago

Exactly. You get to spend vacation days exploring your own house instead of the world.

[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

No good seeing too much of the world. Lot of dangerous ideas out there. Best to keep your head down.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Due to a serious illness, I've used up all my paid sick days. My bosses told me, "we want you to get better, so you can take as many unpaid sick days as you want." Thanks a whole fucking lot.

[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"we want you to get ~~better~~ fucked, so you can ~~take as many unpaid sick days as you want~~ get fucked."

You have our permission to wither broke and helpless. Don't worry about repaying us. We'll send you to collections

this post was submitted on 24 Sep 2023
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