Would you take a cheap and effective once-a-day anti-aging pill? What if it were a suppository? (lemmy.ca)

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You can assume that for every day you take the pill you don't age that day - if you skip it for a day you age by a day.

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[-] ParanoidFactoid@beehaw.org 10 points 10 months ago

I'm old enough that my doctor shoved a tube the size if a garden hose up my ass and cut off six polyps from my large intestine. A suppository a day keeps the death away? Yeah, sign me up.

[-] BattleScarredFox@beehaw.org 4 points 10 months ago

Okay, but now the suppository causes polyps in the large intestine as a side effect.

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