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submitted 10 months ago by SBJ@sh.itjust.works to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

I share a name with a very famous professional athlete. I don't even think about it usually but as soon as I have to give my name to someone I can pretty much count on some remark about the athlete by the same name.

I've dealt with this in many ways over the years but my most recent method is to pretend to have never heard of that famous person by the same name. That makes the conversation awkward and they usually move on.

Also, if you meet someone who shares a name with a celebrity, keep these things in mind:

  • There is nothing you can say about it that is funny or clever. We have heard it all before. Just don't.
  • If you do have something to say about it that is truly original and absolutely hilarious, see the previous rule.
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[-] blackluster117@possumpat.io 89 points 10 months ago

Easy, just write a program that takes the fractions of a cent that are rounded off during bank transactions and deposits them in an account you control. It's foolproof.

[-] dingus@lemmy.ml 26 points 10 months ago

It's the plot for Superman 3.

[-] nueonetwo@lemmy.ca 7 points 10 months ago

Just don't forget to carry the one.

this post was submitted on 28 Sep 2023
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