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I get it now (lemmy.world)
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[-] Veltoss@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago

I always assumed vampires are sort of stuck their age mentally as well, for the most part. They can get more wisdom and knowledge but emotionally and sexually they're whatever age they got turned in. So a 200 year old vampire that got turned at 17 is basically a 17 year old in that way.

[-] ilovesatan@lemmy.world 54 points 10 months ago

Sounds like something a vampire pedo would say.

[-] Fosheze@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Hey now! That's actually hebophilia. Thank you very much.

/s

[-] EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

More like haemophilia if you ask me

[-] Chariotwheel@kbin.social 13 points 10 months ago

So where does that leave 2000 year old vampire lolis?

[-] SwiggitySwole@lemm.ee 21 points 10 months ago

Dead because in twilight the Volturi kill child vampires.

[-] Chariotwheel@kbin.social 9 points 10 months ago

I suppose that's why Twilight never had an anime adaptation.

[-] devfuuu@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

The ones.

[-] Wumbologist@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

That's a pretty good theory. It still skeeves me out though

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