I've heard that if you make it to 30, you become a wizard! Don't be upset you're a virgin, be glad that you're still on the path to wizardry; for once you've left the path, you cannot return. Many a mortal have become enamored with animalistic rituals; casting aside their true potential in exchange for the temporary satisfaction of fulfilling their carnal desires. You, however, may still become a powerful wizard; one who'll shock and awe the fools who so eagerly left the path of knowledge and metaphysical enlightenment.