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[-] bleistift2@feddit.de 45 points 1 year ago

If it takes days for your platelets to close a wound, go see a doctor.

[-] Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml 48 points 1 year ago

Don't judge my platelets! They're just burnt out and underpaid. Inflation hasn't been good on their quality of life either.

[-] GlitzyArmrest@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Won't someone think of the economy?!

[-] bleistift2@feddit.de 15 points 1 year ago

You know what? If it takes more than 5 minutes, go see a doctor. You’ll bleed to death in days.

[-] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Well it depends on.how big the wound is. Usually for me it takes around half an hour for a pimple to "heal"

[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Waiting for somebody to do the math based on how big the wound how long would one last.

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