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What’s wrong with you UK?
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@911, yes this dude here!
I believe it’s 999 over there. Or did they update it to 0118 999 88199 9119 725 3
Use email, it's easier
Dear Sir/Madam.
Fire! Fire! Help me!
123 Carenden Road.
Looking forward to hearing from you.
All the Best.
I'll just put this over here with the rest of the fire...
That will just get a barrage of bullets fired your way.
They also have an online chat which they try to direct you to for 'non-emergency' stuff.
Couple of years back, I went to vote in local council election and one candidate had stationed goons outside the voting centre trying to pressure people to change their votes. 50 fucking minutes I sat waiting to talk to someone, who then told me they didn't know what offence had been committed (the offence is 'undue influence', no-one has ever been convicted because it's usually sufficient for police to attend and move them on).
Snitches get stitches. According to GB customs, prepare to be knifed.
Oh why bother with giving them cuts to sew back together just break out the embroidery kit were giving em the most unpleasant tattoos made of string
Oi mate, call grandma ! We're gonna frankenstein this fella.
ITS ALIVE IT DIDN'T KILL ITSELF