Damn you Dopeman Steve, this Elbow joint will not light.

Ed?

Godel, Escher, Bach did it first, but even cooler.

Likely inspired the design.

Bernie was winning until the DNC called in the media assasination and started cooking numbers.

That is not how the Democratic Party works.

The primary vote is an opinion poll.

The DNC just picks a candidate they want.

They would have gone for the Ford Five Hundred but they ran out of lube.

So what about the part after the vote when those who vowed to ignore said vote do so?

Got to fight entropy somehow.

One week too late, don't ruin 2 days in september.

We are in the midst of a decades long coup.

Nobody gives a shit because people no longer have the ability to percieve things happening at that time scale.

Best to keep the fire contained so you dont burn nature.

Justice aligning itself with money is a resurgent trend worldwide.

Hilarious times ahead.