postmateDumbass

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[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

This discovery makes the anunnaki look really stupid.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I hope its not the same fate as the musical tale.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Im beginning to think there is a parallel of hyper concentrated wealth to the physics of a fusion detonation.

If it gets too dense, BOOM.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The republicans are still paying for this narrative to be diseminated?

 

I found this quite hillarious.

Probably makes a good snack (it does look tasty) , but she didn't make tacos this way either.

Involving a bundt pan and a knife in the taco process was innovative, i must admit.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Vibes all the way down.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Can we just start revolting yet?

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The logic:

400 years of slavery but your great great grand grand kids have been taught 1 or 2 farming skills a piece.

Oh, and we will be generous and only charge half price for those 400 years of your food and lodging.

You owe us really...

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Well i chose it for the surface level pun, but in context, you have elevated it to a multi dimensional pun.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Soon porn and masturbation will be crimes.

Punishable by life sentences to slavery.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Odds are 6:9 that book was the Kama Sutra.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Reclassify doom scrolling as recreational.

I solve problems people.

 
 
 
 
 
 

Bingo!

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