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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by CenturionKing@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world
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[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

Roger couldn't remember if Foreman B. Eavers specified whether the 90 degree bend was to the left, or the right, so he got one of each, just to be safe.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I like this one.

[-] Skanky@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

This was just on socials with the tag:

He's bringing parts for his spaceship so he can go to otter space

[-] Zier@fedia.io 15 points 1 week ago

I told him to fix the leak before it became a flood. No one ever listens to me!!!

[-] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Chasing pipe dreams

[-] bitwaba@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

The job skills aptitude test said I otter be a plumber.

I just want to be a dancer...

[-] Hux@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

“Hold your breath”

“Kick your legs”

“Tuck your elbows into your chest”

“I think I can win this thing!”

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Narrator: Beavers are masters of their habitat, cutting and moving wood up to 2- 3 times their own size. But marine otters part-time as certified Level 1 Plumbers. Journeyman otters already know 3 different types of pipe welding techniques... and perfer doing so while on their backs!

[-] Samsy@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Human, I don't need this. Take it back.

[-] twistypencil@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

You heard of pipe dream, this was a pipe nightmare

[-] Prinny@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Today is the last day they'll make me sort stuff. They won't be needing these!

[-] starlord@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago
[-] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

Birth control in ancient times.

[-] smokebuddy@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

IMPACT MEME FONT: TAKE THESE Ls

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
[-] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Repeatedly asking "Why would I lie?" really makes it seem like he's lying, lol. I wouldn't have even considered it if hadn't brought it up.

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Damn you Dopeman Steve, this Elbow joint will not light.

[-] CiPhr@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I’ve got em! Wait till I show the guys how to shove your hands through em!

[-] CenturionKing@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Don't flush the toilet yet. I am on my way!

this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2024
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