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DC Talk rule (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by FancyLad@lemmy.world to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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This was my childhood and I don't like it

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[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 11 months ago

you mean god doesn't think he's an awesome god?

[-] FancyLad@lemmy.world 39 points 11 months ago

He's very insecure and needs modestly talented, failed pop stars to cheer him up and boost his confidence.

[-] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Every Sunday I wondered why does the creator of everything that has existed as long as the universe exists went through so much work just to hear me sing how great it is.

Maybe it is a kind of dragon ball situation and us singing gives it power?

[-] FancyLad@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

You have to travel the world attending holy Communion with your Jesus radar to find the sacred Jesus Balls to summon the mighty Shen- I mean Jesus. He will grant you one wish, unless of course we have a Dende situation, then you get multiple wishes. Too many evil wishes summons evil Shen- I mean the Devil.