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[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 60 points 11 months ago

I did that for a loan once.. Got threatened with a felony. Did not do again.

[-] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 60 points 11 months ago

Lying to bank? Jail

Lying to landlord? 😎

[-] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 38 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Lying to a bank: jail.

A bank lying and getting caught enough times: new ceo with a bonus for the incumbent.

Damn I just love justice!

[-] pufferfischerpulver@feddit.de 12 points 11 months ago

You forgot the public bailout money 😎🛥️🤑

[-] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 3 points 11 months ago

Ha ha, the one support system that isn't considered 'socialism'!

[-] cybersandwich@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago

It's the definition of fraud.

It's basically (part of) what Trump was found guilty of in New York.

[-] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

I did it to get my current rental.

Come find me.

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