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[-] mean_bean279@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago

My library card isn’t in my wallet because I keep my smash pass for your mom in there.

[-] F_this_stuff@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago

You need a smash pass for his mom? Rough. Whenever I go to your mom's, she just does walk-ins. No card required.

[-] LeafOnTheWind@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

It's more of a punch out coupon card.

[-] toasteecup@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I have to threaten all of your mom's with a block when they start texting me hook ups too much when I'm trying to sleep.

[-] STUPIDVIPGUY@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

i solved this by issuing @billy_bollocks' mom a 10-visit punchcard so she would stop calling me to come over so often

[-] kurwa@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Y'all got nothing on me, I fucked all your dad's back to back.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

This devolved quickly.

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