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[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I got more compliments from women while I was driving my 1.4L inline 4 Honda in a week than I got in 10 years with a 4.2L Ford V8.

So yeah, V8s attract men. Sensible cars are for girls.

[-] holycrap@lemm.ee 45 points 10 months ago

Clearly he's trying to attract a gay male cop

[-] WetBeardHairs@lemmy.ml 28 points 10 months ago

Pull me over daddy UwU

[-] i_am_hiding@aussie.zone 9 points 10 months ago

I drive a cool, classic car most of the time.

It attracts a lot of 60 year old blokes with names like "Terry" and "Ian" every time I pull up to a stop.

I haven't seen a girl so much as look sideways at it.

[-] lemming741@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

A 255? Who's taking a second glance towards that choked smog era engine?

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

No. Accidentally robbed myself of .4L. 99 Crown Vic.

[-] lemming741@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Gotcha. If I had one of those, I'd paint it black and pretend it was a Marauder

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Left it white so people would think I was a cop and not drive like a lunatic.

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